He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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