Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
