Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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