Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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