I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
