operation harelip BJ is a go
Actions speak louder than pants.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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