so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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