Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
NoShamevember. You game?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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