dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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