I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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