I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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