But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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