i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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