Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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