Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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