I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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