that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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