My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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