yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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