Dual....:-)
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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