I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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