Only a mothe r could love this liver
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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