i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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