Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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