Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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