Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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