North Korea, Best Korea!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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