if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
