If that was your dad, he is hot
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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