He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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