Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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