If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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