how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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