My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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