CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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