We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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