yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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