found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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