Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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