All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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