ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just want nice things and good sex
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Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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