just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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