He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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