The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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