I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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