Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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