i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
did i walk over a car last night?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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