It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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