I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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