everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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