Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
