It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just want nice things and good sex
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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