is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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