Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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