The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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