Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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