Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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